"They'll give anyone a website."

-Joey Sellers


Ape Con Myth is a conceptual art think tank focused on humanity's continued struggle to survive in the modern age, and what a tremendous waste of time it is.


When life doesn't go your way, write it the way you want and then shoot it!


I didn't just transfer out of business school to be a writer and not succeed,
I just kind of stumbled into it.


And once upon a time, I went with a courageous crew
on a journey to bowl in all 48 continental states...


The good thing about following me on social networks is that I rarely use them...

Or were you looking for Bartleby?

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